Lessons From Movies

November 2011

2 posts

Things I've Learned from The Rum Dairy

1. If you meet a beautiful woman while you’re on a pedal boat in the ocean, don’t assume she’s a mermaid. She’s probably from Connecticut
2. With that in mind, Amber Heard is so UNREAL
3. Rum solves everything. seriously. All I ever drink is Bacardi and Coke.
4. Johnny Depp’s normal face is the exact same face he used when he played Willy Wonka, The Mad Hatter, Edward Scissorhands and probably any other Tim Burton movie that he’s starred in. 
5. The most beautiful cars existed in the 1950s. Hands down.
6. Don’t distill your own rum in your apartment.
7. Also, don’t own any of Hitler’s speeches on vinyl. It ruins the whole concept of vinyl being.. well… great
8. If your front car seats get stolen, and your solution is to sit on each others laps and you are both men, do not drive on bumpy roads. 

Nov 3, 20113 notes

#The Rum Dairy #Johnny Depp #Movies #Lessons From Movies #1950s #Amber Heard

Things I've Learned from 50/50

1. Even as a bald, sickly, cancer ridden fellow that looks like voldemort, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is still absolutely adorable and charming. 
2. Even if you don’t smoke, drink, and you recycle, you can still get cancer.
3. If your best friend gets cancer, use it to get you laid. It works.
4. If you’re dating a guy who gets cancer, don’t cheat on him, you stupid bitch
5. 50/50 has the best old school soundtrack. I mean, High and Dry by Radiohead? clearly going to be great movie.
6. Glad to know that guys know that girls don’t like to blow them. Unless.. there are girls that like putting a dick in their mouth

Nov 3, 20113 notes

#50/50 #Lessons from Movies #Joseph Gordon-Levitt #Seth Rogen #Radiohead #Cancer #Movies