Things I've Learned from Game of Thrones (Season 1)
- When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die
- A Lannister always pays his debts
- All the Lannisters fucking suck. Except for Tyrion. Boss.
- If you’re a twin it is clearly okay to be incestuous and with your twin brother, and to kill everyone who finds out about it
- How do you use a sword? Stick em with the pointy end
- Everyone should believe that their son is the stallion who mounts the world. Especially if you have pecs the size of someones head. and if you have a wife that can walk through fire and hatch 3 dragons. nbd.